Whether you're a pessimist, underachiever or a chronic failure, I personally offer my unconditional* guarantee that Demotivators® will truly inspire you to new lows!

The cynic and satirist in me absolutely loves the Demotivators line from Despair, Inc. I buy their calendar every year and always have it up in my office. Part of it is they are genuinely funny, but a bigger part is how ridiculous those motivation posters seem. And as always whenever I see something ridiculous I hunger for a way to make fun of it through satire (this is why I love The Daily Show and South Park.)

I thought of this all today because this month's demotivator, Potential, is my favorite of the 2004 collection. If you haven't seen them before go and browse. I highly recommend Persistence (2004), Goals (2003), Irresponsibility (2002), Consulting (2002), Doubt (2000), Failure (Classic), Mediocrity (Classic) and Procrastination (Classic).

PS: Happy Birthday Bubba, can't imagine a better birthday for you then April Fools Day...

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