Satan's Evil Aide: Don't worry, I'll go to Earth and get them to put the feeding tube back in.
Satan: But how?
Aide: I'll do what we always do: use the Republicans.

South Park managed last night, in a scant 30 minutes, to cover The Lord of the Rings, The Sony PSP and the Terry Schiavo controversy. Hell has a big population advantage over heaven (invoking canon from the show, of all the different religions it turns out the Mormons were right and only they got to go to heaven.) Satan was going to use this to invade Heaven all Mordor style. God's gonna be outnumbered, so he created the PSP to send to Earth to find the master human strategist to lead his armies (Last Starfighter style!)

Kenny get a PSP and it turns out he's the master strategist. His death is arranged by heaven, but then just as they're getting ready a doctor revives him back on Earth, trapping his soul in his body which is kept alive by a feeding tube:

He's just like the Kenny you know, but more like a tomato.

Cartman desperately tries to get the feeding tube taken out (Kenny left him his PSP in his will) while Stan and Kyle want to see their friend live. Heaven wants the feeding tube out so Kenny can run their armies, while Hell wants it in so they can win the battle.

It all works out in the end, and a suspiciously Minas Tirith looking heaven is saved.

Brilliant!

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