- Being different isn't always a bad thing.
- Trust me, this ain't one of them times.

Wow, Fantastic Four is the most "paint by numbers" movie I've seen in a long time. Stale acting, stale script, stale plot. It's like everyone involved just went through the motions to churn out another superhero movie.

It's eminently forgettable and bland. I think the only reason I stuck it out is I watched it in the afternoon when I was half asleep and recovering from a rafting weekend. I'm not even sure I saw the whole thing, I may have nodded of some in the middle, but this is the kind of movie where you don't notice when you miss some in the middle.

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